you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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