i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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