The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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