This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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