Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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