FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
