I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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