can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
