Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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