I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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