Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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