come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
50% drunk capacity currently
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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