god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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