I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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