I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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