just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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