i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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