Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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