i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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