I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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