I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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