just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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