bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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