it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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