we're blogging at a bar
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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