you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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