But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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