He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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