Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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