i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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