3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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