Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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