i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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