No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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