Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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