So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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