Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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