We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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