if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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