Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have demons in me.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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