oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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