So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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