do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
