Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
BRING THE BAGELS
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
