capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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