either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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