she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You took a bar mat shot.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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