ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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