She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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