I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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