'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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