in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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